"Dear Goodluck,
This
 letter must not go through all the orthodox protocols of signing and 
‘counter’ signing for acknowledgment. It must not be signed by Doyin and
 Abati. I don’t need all that formality. I don’t want all that 
bureaucratic presidential arrangements. All I desire, is to see this 
letter before His Excellency. I don’t want Her Excellency around you 
when you hurriedly run through the pages of my letter. Yes, I know you 
can only flip through the pages because of some urgent National problems
 calling for your attention. I warn against having Her Excellency around
 because she may misquote me, even though I have decided to choose my 
grammar carefully in order not to confuse anyone around you.
I
 understand the situation in Aso villa. I also know that there is 
confusion, and I don’t want to cause more confusion than it is now.
My
 letter is only an appeal. But first, some grammar errors will be noted.
 Sure! This is because, I put my thoughts together only this night. I 
have to start writing immediately, so I don’t forget those ideas that I 
have gathered at the spur of the moment. Unfortunately my lantern has 
just gone off as I was unable to Queue up for Kerosene yesterday.
Mama
 Nkechi who sells in bottles around my area has travelled for Christmas 
already. You may be wondering why she decided to travel so early. She 
gave me a hint on what many people are doing now, especially that 
Christmas is around the corner. She doesn’t want to miss the opportunity
 of spending Christmas with her people in the village. If she had waited
 beyond now, fuel hike will frustrate her journey. Is she not a wise 
woman for travelling earlier than now? “Ibo women no dey carry last”. 
I’m saying this to say that my errors can be pardoned as I barely 
managed to put my words in black and white. I’m sure, from where you are
 also coming from, you understand what we face down here. After all, you
 were ‘shoeless’ at one time. We don’t feel bad about the situation 
anymore, and we don’t even hope for a change either. We have 
acclimatised, I believe my child will do as well.
As
 for me, I’m grateful to you for the recent job opportunity you have 
created for us. I had been jobless for years, even before you took up 
the mantle of leadership. That turn of event, that historical moment 
also changed my story. Like other jobless youth, I now smile home with 
daily allowances by just hawking fuel along the streets of Abuja. I must
 commend your administration for this laudable achievement. I hate those
 who continue to complain that you have not done anything. If they have 
not benefited from your administration, I have. I pray your 
administration continue to starve fuel dealers of stocks, so I can 
continue to make great pay, or the oil marketers should continue in 
their effort to sabotage the new policy. All that will benefit me.
Why
 do people have to blame your policy makers for their battle with the 
oil Marketers? They complain that NNPC should have made some alternative
 arrangements if they were going to go after some heavy weights in the 
oil industry. But should that bother you and your economic team. So long
 as Ngozi, Maduekwe, and Sanusi have fuel to run with and the few of us 
make profits from this hawking business, we are just okay. It doesn’t 
matter if bus drivers and Okada men make their pay. Don’t be intimidated
 by the cork and bull story of a possible upsurge in crime. “No send 
them jor”. Boko Haram and other Armed bandits may not even have money to
 put gasoline in their vehicles, so ignore all that warnings. Those 
complaining are just some antagonists dreaming to take over from you one
 day. We are with you in this battle. Thank God, I’m making my pay.
Any little opportunity is a great opportunity for me, whether it’s a good or bad one. We are all fighting for survival.
Apart
 from the job opportunity, I want to also appreciate your government for
 the recent improvement in the standard of education. Today, across the 
country, both the literate and the illiterate can freely analyse your 
government. They are grounded in what’s happening around them. Even an 
unborn child who would prefer to have been born in Afghanistan knows the
 situation down here. In this area, I would say you have tried in terms 
of political awareness. Our children, both born and unborn are conscious
 of the situation. They are so familiar with the words ” palliative” 
“subsidy” “Boko Haram” “Bombing” “Shoeless” “on top of it” “Kidnapping” 
etc. No government has ever achieved this. I congratulate you Sir.
Some
 ‘badbelle’ people keep complaining that Nigerians are dying because of 
Boko Haram, and I wonder why they complain. Life and death, which do 
they prefer? From my understanding, Boko Haram is a creation of some 
concerned Nigerians to cut short the lives of suffering Nigerians. I 
think it is an alternative created by the government. It’s an option; 
you either choose to die by hunger or by Boko Haram. It’s really not 
your fault my dear president. You have done well.
People
 complain that we are no longer the giant of Africa, and I just wave off
 their assertion. At least, I know that since you came into power, you 
have displayed that we are still the ‘Giant’ as you continue to 
sacrifice for our brother countries like Benin Republic and Togo. At 
least we supply these countries enough electricity while Nigerians are 
left to battle with high tariff and epileptic power supply. I appreciate
 you because, they say that every hero dies for others. It doesn’t 
matter what we face, but let our brothers in other neighbouring African 
countries smile. You are a great man. You think of others before self.
Don’t
 be scared, my dear president. No weapon fashioned against you will 
prosper. You said things will change before 2015, but we don’t hope for 
anything better than this, as we have lived like this for years, and 
already use to the situation. We are ever ready to welcome any kind of 
hardship. You are a true leader. We appreciate you. One GBOSA!
Yours in hardship, Adoyi Ali."
Yours in hardship, Adoyi Ali."

lmao this Ali guy finished Badluck Jonathan o kai
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