Which is
exactly what she nearly did as the startled world scrambled to view,
disseminate, debate and deliberate over the single most examined and
infamous derriere in history. (A bold claim, but think about it and I’m
right).
Predictably, the abuse and ridicule began to pour in as fast as the gasps of shock, awe and admiration.
Ms Kardashian-West was apparently a ‘slut’, a ‘terrible mom’, a ‘disgrace to the human race,’ ‘a dumb, trashy b***h’ etc.
Of
course, she’s heard it all before, ever since that sex tape was leaked
and propelled her into the kind of instant, gigantic cyberspace
notoriety that can either crush a woman or make her so strong and
impervious to criticism that she builds a $1 billion brand.
Kim’s in the latter category and people hate her for it.
They
resent her global fame, her immense wealth, her marriage to one of the
world’s most brilliant music icons. Above all, they loathe her resolute
refusal to bow to all the bitter venom that spews its way in her
direction.
It’s time for me to make a shocking admission: I like and admire Kim Kardashian-West.
I interviewed her soon after I joined CNN and found her to be a warm, unpretentious, honest and rather charming young lady.
When I mockingly asked her to name a single talent she possessed, she smiled knowingly and made no attempt to cite one.
But
then she thought about it more and said: ‘Actually, I think being an
entrepreneur is a skill, marketing is a skill, and so is fashion
designing. My sisters and I are smart enough to understand that having a
successful reality TV show is just a platform for people to get to know
us on a personal level.
‘But
for us, we’ve always been about the business – selling our fragrances,
shoe lines, clothes. And we’ve always been about hard work.’
As for her
roundly condemned status as a role model, she told me with calm
conviction: ‘I think I promote a healthy, natural body image.’
She
admitted to using Botox, Spanx and the odd piece of masking tape to aid
the daunting red carpet process. But she insisted she’d never had
plastic surgery, and was happy and confident with how she looks.
I have studied her face close up and seen nothing to contradict this; Kim’s a natural beauty.
She also revealed she gives away 10% of her income to charity. That, as you can imagine, is a lot of money.
In
a stunning illustration of her power, I ended the interview by asking
her to look down the camera and order her Twitter followers to follow
me. They did, over 60,000 of them in 20 minutes.
Since
then, I’ve met her a few more times at parties. She’s always exactly
the same – friendly, chatty, and completely lacking in the searing
insincerity and delusions of grandeur that so many stars with ‘real
talent’ exude.
There’s also an absurd hypocrisy with regard to which female celebrities are allowed to bare their flesh without criticism.
When Keira Knightley stripped topless recently, she explained it was strictly to make a protest against air-brushing. Hmmm.
When Rihanna, Madonna or Beyonce gyrate their booties on stage, it’s done in the name of ‘art’.
When all the supermodels got their kit off for PETA, it was excused under the banner of ‘helping the animals’ .
When Demi
Moore posed naked and pregnant, it was applauded, not castigated,
because she’s a great actress and the photo appeared on the cover of
prestigious Hollywood bible, Vanity Fair.
When
Chelsea Handler does it, which seems to be every day at the moment to
diminishing laws of aesthetic return, it’s heralded as ‘comedy genius’.
But
when Kim Kardashian-West does it, in a photo session conducted by
highly acclaimed French photographer Jean-Paul Goude, she is lambasted.
She’s
5ft 3in, has spectacular curves in all the wrong places if you’re a
Size Zero catwalk star, and can’t sing, dance, act, paint or play the
violin.
Yet
she survives and thrives because millions of young people around the
world find her both real and someone they can relate to. They appreciate
that she’s got a very smart eye for business, fashion, television and
social media. And an even smarter eye for self-publicity and nurturing
her brand.
Kim
doesn’t take drugs, get drunk, fall out of clubs, cheat on her man, or
do any of the other insanely louche things that stars with far greater
‘talent’ often do.
She
works ridiculously hard, is good to her fans, and is by all accounts a
good, loving daughter, sister, wife and now mom herself.
She was
also, lest we forget, pursued, wooed, and won by a genius who professes
(and I believe him) to love Kim for her mind as much as her coveted
body.
Kanye West’s reaction to this wife’s latest controversial cover photo was to simply tweet this: #ALLDAY.
We knew what he meant.
Oh, and nobody can call her talentless any more either.
As she herself tweeted: ‘And they say I don’t have talent – try balancing a champagne glass on your ass! LOL.’
I
laughed out loud at that comment, just as I did when I first saw these
new photos. She’s a cheeky little minx at the top of her game.
Kim
Kardashian-West’s laughing all the way to the bank. And all you lazy,
snide, snobbish, patronising and hypocritical critics can go kiss her
ass – there’s plenty of room.
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